I think I should have daily posts titled ‘My Husband Says the Darndest Things’.
Today, over a lunch date with Oska, we were on the topic of our daughter (yes, she is always a topic in all our conversations ever since I got pregnant with her). I was asked to rate Olive on a scale of 1 to 10 for the following questions which Oska ended up rating on his own before I could even respond:
1. Cuteness – His response: “20. She is the ultimate cute. She is going to be the cutest now right?”
2. Expressiveness – His response: “20. When she is happy and when she is angry, she is oh my God…”
3. Fats content – His response: “Above average.”
4. Thigh ratio (I think he meant thigh to body ratio) – His response: “Above average.”
You see, Olive is so lovable in her Daddy’s eyes that she cannot even be placed within a scale, whatever the scale might be.